Golf can be a funny game… even before you’ve hit your first tee shot 😄
For Billy and I, one of the best ways to stay relaxed before a competition is by sharing a few good golf jokes. Whether it’s in the car on the way to the course, on the putting green during warm-up, or while waiting on the first tee, a laugh helps take the edge off and reminds us why junior golf should always be fun first.
Nerves are totally normal — especially in tournaments — but a light-hearted moment can turn tension into confidence. A quick joke can break the ice, ease pressure, and help young golfers focus on enjoying the challenge rather than worrying about the scorecard.
So if you’re a caddy and have a junior golfer could do with a smile before tee-off, here are our Top 10 Golf Jokes for Junior Golfers — tried, tested, and guaranteed to raise a giggle (even if the shots don’t always go to plan!). 🏌️♂️😁
- What’s a golfers favourite tee? … Well a par-tee of course!
- What’s the best animal at golf? … An Albatross!
- Why did the golfer bring a spare sock on his round? … In case he got a hole in one!
- What did the tee say to the golf ball? … You’re up!
- Why did the golfer bring string to the competition? … In case he tied!
- Why did the golfer bring a pencil? … In case he needed to draw his shot
- Why did the golfer bring a ladder in his bag? … In case he got a high score
- What’s a golfers favourite letter? … ‘T’, I mean you use it on every hole!
- Why did the golfer have sand in his backpack? … He wanted to carry the bunker
- Why did the golfer bring glue? … To stick to the fairway
Yes, these may be proper dad jokes but, if it helps the tempo… use them!